My friend sent me a bag of bones and shells and stuff and I’m super stoked about it
Despite all my rage I am still holding cats on a page
i always imagined him getting those hairless cats…
This was on our break table at work :)
Forever Reblog the Silly Buns
thesylverlining here are some silly bunes to brighten your day <3
today I had to talk to the cops about something stupid and this one cop asked if I was vegan and I was like “wat?” and I realized he was looking at my necklace that says VAGINA and he realized what it said and just kinda walked away all embarrassed lol.
things life is too short for:
- hating yourself
- pretending to laugh at “jokes” that are actually just bigoted statements
- not singing along to your favorite songs
- waiting hours to text someone back just to look cool
- bad coffee
- bad books
- mean people
- body shaming
- letting other people dictate your life
Dear woman breast feeding your baby in a restaurant,
While I am all about bonding with your child, and that female empowerment shit. I even like a good titty every now and again. I’ve had a long emotional day sweetheart, and while I trust your so progressive because your baby wears a fedora… I’m really not tryna have that when I’m eating lunch. Not unless the little tyke is gonna share. And judging from the iconoclast road you’re putting him on, I doubt it.
So please save the tit for later.
And wtf LA. Boxed water tho?
Oh wowzers aren’t you the grossest piece of shit grease I ever did see. “unless he’s gunna share” ugh get outta here with your icky misogynistic sexualizing toddlers self involved middle class “liberal” bullshit.
Smh if you follow up “I believe in womens rights” or whatever with a “but”, you don’t.
ew ew ew ew
you’ve had a long an emotional day so you can’t eat lunch bc of a boob, you’re a boob.
i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because:
- i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live
- most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person
- im not a pissbaby
my white friends that have reblogged this give me life
4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP
mulder: scully u dtb
mulder: down to Believe
"wait you still listen to that band??”
just want to go on record as saying that i would like to be educated if i say or do something problematic
i would love to know what it was that i said, why it was offensive and what i can do to not cause more offence in future, so that i can apologise and not do things like that again
i really would
that’s all there’s no joke to this post or dramatic closing
i just need to learn things